10.21.2004

Humpty Dumpty Goes To Havana

From Fox News:

HAVANA — President Fidel Castro (search) fell as he left the stage after a televised speech Wednesday night, but he quickly recovered his composure and assured Cubans he was "all in one piece."

Castro, 78, was shown on live television after his tumble, sitting in a chair at the outdoor event in the central city of Santa Clara. He joked into the microphone that "maybe I broke my knee ... but I am all in one piece."

On behalf of the thinking people of the free world, I'd like to say in response to Mr. Castro's fall:

"HAHA! YOU FELL, YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT!"