Neil Of Fortune

7:30 EST, Thursday, October 7th, on (spit) CBS (spit).

The Mook-Master 2000 makes his nationally televised debut on the Wheel Of Fortune. Here's a toast to you, in hopes that you won a motor home or a nice trip for you and Melly to Pismo Beach.

UPDATE: Not Pismo Beach, but a week in Aruba. Yup. You represented.

Congrats and God Bless.