10.01.2004

Presenting: The WTF Moment Of The Evening

At a Q&A session at Harvard University, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia lets on that he'd probably rather be at a T&A session, quote:

“I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged,” Scalia said.

Judge Scalia, I'm guessing that the position you'd prefer to take would be as the meat in a Sandra Day O'Connor/Ruth Bader Ginsburg sandwich, as Clarence Thomas sits nearby, scrutinizing the inside of a can of Fanta for any rogue, terrorist short hairs. Brrrr.